{"id":508,"date":"2011-10-01T11:52:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-01T09:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/covertcabin.com\/it-had-to-happen-one-day\/"},"modified":"2017-03-28T11:58:28","modified_gmt":"2017-03-28T09:58:28","slug":"it-had-to-happen-one-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/covertcabin.com\/fr\/it-had-to-happen-one-day\/","title":{"rendered":"It had to happen one day&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It had to happen one day.&nbsp;&nbsp;Fisherman&rsquo;s cabin&nbsp;has received&nbsp;a bad review&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Dear Di &amp; Bob, Well, what can I say except <b>never again!<\/b> Miriam and I were promised a get-away haven with everything we might need but spending several hours hunting about the place I still haven&rsquo;t found a TV, Hi-fi, Wi-fi, dishwasher or even a microwave for heaven&rsquo;s sake! (so that was a waste of \u00a3100&rsquo;s worth of pre-packaged &lsquo;Taste the Difference&rsquo; meals) It didn&rsquo;t dawn on me until I was shivering under a blanket that the central heating was never going to come on because there was none and that Miriam and I were going to be reduced to chopping our own wood (well, Miriam was going to be reduced, to be precise, as I have minor back complaints&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>We were also promised that we would be close to &lsquo;Mother Nature&rsquo; who I assumed was some sort of home help who would take care of cleaning, microwaving of meals etc; but needless to say she never materialised and Miriam has had to do <b>everything <\/b>herself.<\/p>\n<p>To be frank, the amount if wildlife crawling around the place is terrifying. One could hardly move without being growled at by a frog or set upon by gangs of lizards. Listening to the horrific squawks and gurgles of these hideous creatures meant that I hardly got a wink of sleep (and I know Miriam didn&rsquo;t as she bravely volunteered to stay up night after night armed only with a bread knife and keep watch in case anything tried to break in.) <\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;ve made a list of some of the &lsquo;things&rsquo; that we spotted circling the cabin. You might want to look out for: <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" height=\"215px\" kca=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/covertcabin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/P1010022.jpg\" width=\"400px\" \/>Day five was a real downer. I sent Miriam out on the raft to try and catch a fish so that we could at least eat. Imagine my surprise and displeasure when she was pulled from the raft by a six foot pike! <\/p>\n<p>I watched closely for an hour but she failed to surface so I can only assume the worst. I painfully realised that her chores would have to be taken over by yours truly (unless bloody Mother Nature decides to put in an appearance and starts pulling her weight!)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, am too cold and miserable to write anymore&#8230;.I have decided to try to make it to the main road on foot in the hope of finding help. Not sure I&rsquo;ll make it as the track is rather long and my back&rsquo;s playing up again&#8230;All I can say is thanks Di &amp; Bob, thanks a lot.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>The pen then just trails off the page.&nbsp; Oh well, you can&rsquo;t win &#8217;em all! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It had to happen one day.&nbsp;&nbsp;Fisherman&rsquo;s cabin&nbsp;has received&nbsp;a bad review&#8230;. \u00ab\u00a0Dear Di &amp; Bob, Well, what can I say except never again! Miriam and I were promised a get-away haven with everything we might need but spending several hours hunting about the place I still haven&rsquo;t found a TV, Hi-fi, Wi-fi, dishwasher or even a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":640,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorised","clearfix","post-index"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>It had to happen one day.... - Covertcabin<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/covertcabin.com\/it-had-to-happen-one-day\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"It had to happen one day.... - Covertcabin\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"It had to happen one day.&nbsp;&nbsp;Fisherman&rsquo;s cabin&nbsp;has received&nbsp;a bad review&#8230;. \u00ab\u00a0Dear Di &amp; Bob, Well, what can I say except never again! 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